Omaha (NE) - B.K. Bob, iconic fast food icon, philanthropist, gay rights activist, inventor, and registered sex offender, is back in the fry life again with a hot new look and business venture with budding entrepeneur and unapologetic life squatter B.C.
After years of seclusion in a gay nudist resort in Cabo, B.K. has re-emerged a new man, complete with a hot burger-themed style that is the talk of the Italian runways. "It's like a cross between Willy Wonka and Mayor McCheese" said Bob. "It came to me in a dream after an orgasmic evening greased with fry cook acne, pall malls, and a large helping of special sauce. The fries represent freedom and the sesame seeds, hope. The lettuce represents ass-sex."
B.K. Bob is also working on a secret business venture with all-around snake swinger B.C., who is rumored to be building a chain of topless funeral homes. "Some people say you can't sell sex and death together, but I say you can take anything and put tits on it," B.C. quipped, shifting his weight, hitching his thumb in his belt and focusing his gaze on a young couple playing grab ass in the Dairy Queen parking lot next door. "You find your wife dead in the bed next to you one morning, you're sad but you know what? You think about taking that old filly for one more trot before the clam dries up. The topless death market has no where to go but up."
