Grover's battered relationship with Anderson Cooper left him 

solitary and despondent.

Beaker's legendary cocaine habit 

destroyed his dreams of singing on Broadway.

Stranded alone on a desert island,

Bohn quickly decided that clothing was optional.

"I'll take the redhead," said Ted.

Okay, I get the blow over to Mike, and..and..oh, man am I wasted. What's that? Is that a cop? No, no - it's cool. I am totally incognito.

Stompin' Tom Connors was a sun-soaked Irish tenor who loved 

beating the crap out of immigrants.