R.E.M.!  R.E.M.!  Stipe is God!

Pussy made $300 a night licking peanut butter.

Speak out against feline-special needs-masturbation disinformation!

So, Connie, thanks for answering the ad. Have you seen Double Parked I or II? 

Hook me up with your sister and I'll shave your coin purse. 

And the Grammy for Best 70s Spaceship Fiddle Album goes to...

Yes! Doug Kershaw! Devil's Elbow

Found in Frosty the Snowman's porn stash.

President-elect B.C. measures the White House drapes.

Oddly, Cindy's married name was much better than her 

maiden name, Cindy Knucklechildren.

"And then the King of England knighted me Sir Flamsy Flim Flam

 and we all dined on baby's breath and googly-eyed radishes."