Did ya' here about Phil? Half a can of

Pet Menu dog food and he's dead on the floor.

The timing of Keith yelling and

the bird crapping couldn't have been worse.

Awe geez man, I'm just out here living the dream, you know?

Foggy from the drugs, the bride

vaguely remembered the kidnapping.

The good news, Billy my boy, is that

I only gave you herpes.

Every group photo has one person

looking the wrong direction.