Saturday, February 24, 2007

As he plunged to his death,
Ben realized the bummer side of atheism.

Friday, February 23, 2007

The Night Watchmen's 2nd album,
"White Glove / Dark Knight" sold 40 million copies.

Tuesday, February 20, 2007

Tuesday night is Bitches' Night at Frank's dog bar.

Sunday, February 18, 2007

Finishing touches are put on DisneyWorld's
latest attraction, "Otto Rath's Wild Ride."

Thursday, February 15, 2007

Lenny's first kiss was awkward at best.

Friday, February 09, 2007

Rex quickly ate the vomit before anyone
at the orgy noticed what had happened.

Yoshi felt like a hot shot in his new
middle upper sleep pod.

Saturday, February 03, 2007


The giant girl sat down, lifted one leg, and
let out a ground-rumbling queef.

Randy had worse jobs in his life, but not many.
Hu Hai kissed the Snake King and proclaimed, "Thank you
for
saving my people. You will make a...fine belt."