I just met you and already I hate you.

Exhibitionist Vegan Beastiality porn is hot in Asia.

Jill brought a photographer to the party to take

pictures of her with cool people.

Ling's squirrel heritage was something she didn't like to talk about.

Randy panicked and dropped his make-shift banana gun.

The robbery was foiled.

Scraps wasn't into PDA but it made Lisa happy.

'Yes, that's right, turn and stare,' he thought.

'Chin, you're a marketing genius.'

Rook to bishop eight? Godammit Darla this is

after school chess club, start freakin' acting like it!

Did ya' here about Phil? Half a can of

Pet Menu dog food and he's dead on the floor.

The timing of Keith yelling and

the bird crapping couldn't have been worse.

Awe geez man, I'm just out here living the dream, you know?

Foggy from the drugs, the bride

vaguely remembered the kidnapping.

The good news, Billy my boy, is that

I only gave you herpes.

Every group photo has one person

looking the wrong direction.

Kick The Daushand is the most popular sport in Bulgaria.

Sarah was never good at first impressions.

Russ's American Idol audition tape sucked ass.

Eddie regretted starting the riot.

Jesus dude, this pot is really seedy.

Cameron Randall, professional party crasher.

As he plunged to his death,

Ben realized the bummer side of atheism.

The Night Watchmen's 2nd album,

"White Glove / Dark Knight" sold 40 million copies.

Tuesday night is Bitches' Night at Frank's dog bar.

Finishing touches are put on DisneyWorld's

latest attraction, "Otto Rath's Wild Ride."

Lenny's first kiss was awkward at best.

Rex quickly ate the vomit before anyone

at the orgy noticed what had happened.

Yoshi felt like a hot shot in his new

middle upper sleep pod.

The giant girl sat down, lifted one leg, and
let out a ground-rumbling queef.

Randy had worse jobs in his life, but not many.

Hu Hai kissed the Snake King and proclaimed, "Thank you
for saving my people. You will make a...fine belt."

Having been separated at birth, Lee and Gary

stared at each other in stunned amazement.

Rhonda was fugly, but not quite pug fugly.

Great Big's new t-shirt

Bob donates head to science;

ends up on horror movie set.

In high school, Laurie was fairly unpopular.