The roving gang of Uncle Sams

left Sergey feeling weak

yet genuinely patriotic.

Though the patient died,

Bob's first amateur surgery was a

thrilling milestone in his life.

The pigs loved Ottowa but were

tired of hearing "canadian bacon" jokes.

Jim's friends were surprisingly supportive of his relationship.

Joel was so rich,

his umbrella was a guy named Jake.

Being the daughter of a Mary Kay agent means

you get all the crap no one else would buy.

Rob hated his job.

The hours were long, the work was difficult,

and it was nearly impossible to breathe.

The day Juan reunited with his father

was the happiest day of his life.