Paul suddenly realized

what a pussy he'd turned out to be.

Cocktopus

The sexiest creature in the sea

Barney was a happy-go-lucky dog on the outside;

on the inside, he was a maniacal racist child molester.

"For the last time: When Gonzo and I get the

'all-clear' from the butterfly pixies, General McDonald will pull the troops out of Iraq.

Jesus you people just don't get it."

Walter was a muppet humper

from way back.

Bob worried that his arrest

on child pornography charges

might affect his career as

Burger King spokesperson.

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