Tasty or Tasteless?
Burger King's Controversial Easter Menu
Omaha (NE) - In an effort to boost spring sales figures, Burger King has introduced a controversial new menu item that has got animal lovers hopping mad.
"Ask the naysayers, ask them: have you tried it?" says Plattsmouth dandelion swinger and all around big boy B.C. "It's freakin' awesome. The bunny meat is so tender that you'd swear it was squirrelgrade or better; it's like an orgy in your mouth," he said hungrily. "And you're donkey punching that rabbit carcass and the mustard is running down your face like a $20 whore in an Ed Powers video. It's really hot."
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