OFF THE WAGON
Ultra Lush B.C. Assaults Jimmy Buffett
Cricket Pavilion - Phoenix (AZ) - Local drunk and slinky handler B.C., after being on the wagon for close to two years, blew it all yesterday at a Jimmy Buffett concert in Phoenix.
After waking at 5:00am the morning of the show and downing a fifth of vodka, B.C. drove to a local liquor store and bought 50lbs of ice and 15 cases of beer. He then dumped the ice into the back seat of his parents' Mercedes and piled the cans of beer on top of it, literally creating a giant drivable beer cooler. Next he drove to the parking lot of the Cricket Pavilion around 8:30am and sat in his car alone pounding beers until the show started.
Once inside the concert grounds, B.C. was a stumbling mess, walking through people's blankets and puking on small children. At one point in the show, Buffett called to the crowd "Fins up!" and B.C. became suddenly enraged, throwing a full bottle of Jose Cuervo at Buffett's head. Security personnel dragged B.C. out of the venue screaming "Fins down motherf@#ker , fins down!"
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