WANTED
Dave Williams
aka The Prep School Poker
Omaha (NE) - Rosy cheeks and neatly trimmed dark brown hair. Shaggy look-alike beatnik slacker. Black 70's R&B singer. Devoted yoga guru. These are the many disguises of suspected water polo buggerer and compulsive leg squeezer Dave Williams, aka The Prep School Poker. And he's on the run again, eluding authorities and living life...on the lamb.
"I'll be the first to admit it," says former student P. McCarthy, "when Dave would disappear under the water, we all got a little nervous. More than once I felt large hands on my buttocks. And come to think of it, the water in the pool always seemed a bit more viscous when Dave was there. Oh god, I'm going to be sick."
This is one of a hundred chilling tales of buggery stretching across the country and spanning two decades. Today, Dave Williams lives a free man. Where will his next towel-snapping incident be? Why is his daughter hot in a bookish molestee sort of way? Who will his next victim be? Help us put The Poker in prison. Call Crimestoppers if you have any information.
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