Older Teachers Get Facelifts
To Compete
For Underage Boys
Omaha (NE) - There's no denying it: headlines around the country are proclaiming that older teachers are having sexual escapades with underage students. It's all the rage. And it's every boy's wet dream.
The hot teacher with the perky tits and the see-through blouse (it's awesome when she stands in front of the window in profile when the sun is beaming in) who asks you to stay after school and then takes you back to her apartment in her Honda Civic and gives you dirty, freaky sex like the kind you saw in your uncle's porno stash under the stairs when he stayed in your parents' basement for six months back in the 70s. She gives you a rusty trombone and you return the favor with a dirty sanchez and a Cleveland steamer (intended to be a Texas chili bowl but got out of hand).
I digress. What? Uh...errr so yeah the old teachers and the young students. So anyway, as the female teachers get older, it becomes more difficult for them to compete with the young hot teachers, so they're getting facelifts--ah, you see where this is going. Pictured above is 68 year-old Janice Wilborn of Mesa, Arizona, showing off her new facelift.
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